Divina revelación!
Octubre 30, 2008
[...] Because you see I happen to know for a fact that God does not exist, because he came to me recently in a dream and told me so. Oh yes. You belive in divine revelation, don’t you? Because I certainly do…Now. Initially I was skeptical. Surprisingly I even heard myself saying: “But God, if you don’t exist how come you are talking to me now?” And he said: “This is a dream, you prick.”
Well, I couldn’t argue with that, obviously, so I said: “Fair enough, but do you think I could at least have it in writing?” He said: “Yeah, why not? You can take this copy of the bible” I said: “what bible? That’s just a blank sheet of paper.” He said: “Yeah, this is the non-fiction version.” And this is a true story, by the way. I know some of yoy are going to be skeptical about this, but please let me assure you that is absolutely true. Well, when i say it’s true, it’s not true in the literal sense, obviolusly, but it would be if it were, wich is, I think, the most important thing. It is true in another sense, in what we call biblical sense. In other words it’s fantastically improbable and impossible to verify, so naturally I intend to live my life henceforth in strict accordance with it to the detriment of everyone around me, and I would like everyone to respect that. I would also like to preach this message high and low throughout the land to everyone who wants to hear it, and to everyone who doesn’t. And I would like to continue preaching it at them over and over again wether they like it or not. I’d like to raise large amounts of revenue on the back of this activity, on wich I’d like to pay no tax. I’d like to see my views forced into the educational curriculum, disproportionately represented in the law of the land, and displayed prominently outside every court house, if that’s not too much trouble. And if anyone would like to join my organization, because it will be an organization by this stage, it will only cost them 10 percent of everything they earn for the rest of their life. Praise the lord, brothers and sisters, for he has revealed the truth to me that he’s a figment of our imagination. And furthermore that Christianity is nothing but a primitive death cult masquerading as a religion.
